>_ MAINFRAME PENETRATION
> INITIATING HACK.EXE...
> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
> BYPASSING FIREWALL... SUCCESS
> UPLOADING VIRUS.EXE... 42%
>_ HACKER MANIFESTO
WE ARE THE ELITE. WE CRACK PASSWORDS. WE DEFACE WEBSITES. WE STEAL YOUR NAN'S COOKIE RECIPES.
THE MATRIX HAS YOU. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. WE HAVE BACKDOORS IN ALL YOUR SYSTEMS.
>_ MEME DATABASE
>_ HACKER TOOLS
- 1337 SPEAK TRANSLATOR
- PASSWORD CRACKER 9000
- GUI INTERFACE IN VISUAL BASIC
- NEIGHBOR'S WIFI HIJACKER
> CONNECTING TO TARGET MAINFRAME...
> ESTABLISHING ENCRYPTED TUNNEL...
> BYPASSING SECURITY PROTOCOLS...
> ACCESSING NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES...
> ERROR: CAT ON KEYBOARD
> REINITIALIZING HACK SEQUENCE...
> _